Alexander Elijah Barber (left) and Paul Mulholland (Right)

This is me and here is my homosexual lover, Paul.

We are like Starsky and Hutch, but in actually Neil and Bob. We both aggressively stalk cam girls and dox them. We even contact adult actresses at their place of employment.

Paul has a real job at issgovernance.com. Look how handsome his fat head is. If only the Irish curse wasn’t true. I can keep him in chastity with a thimble.